February 2012
My entire bathroom smells like fish but I need to shower so I opened the door and sprayed it with cologne like a smoke bomb and closed the door and I feel like I just breached a warehouse full of terrorists and I’m waiting for the smoke to clear before I re-enter
Hey Henry, do me a favor
theselfproclaimedultimatenerd:
on your way back, bring Oxlade-Chamberlain with you. :p
We could use the Ox.
What is it like to be attractive
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“There is clarification, it will be February 16 [when he returns]. The day after...”
– Arsene Wenger on Thierry Henry’s impact. (via forever-arsenal)
And if he looks that good in training, hopefully he’ll be even better here. :D
I’m gonna try and grow my beard.
Things fans do that make me cringe
theselfproclaimedultimatenerd:
markslurpee:
theselfproclaimedultimatenerd:
Hearing an Arsenal fan calling themselves a “Gunner”
Hearing New Orleans Saints fans say “We Dat”
Hearing a Man United fan call their team “Man U”
But I call Arsenal fans Gunner and I call my team Man U…
Arsenal fans are “Gooners”. “The Gunners” refers to the team itself.
“Man U” was originally a nickname for...
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Things fans do that make me cringe
theselfproclaimedultimatenerd:
Hearing an Arsenal fan calling themselves a “Gunner”
Hearing New Orleans Saints fans say “We Dat”
Hearing a Man United fan call their team “Man U”
But I call Arsenal fans Gunner and I call my team Man U…
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Red Bulls Sign Midfielder Victor Palsson
iheartsetpieces:
The New York Red Bulls announced today that the club has signed Icelandic midfielder Victor Palsson. He will be added to the team’s roster pending receipt of his P-1 visa and International Transfer Certificate.
“Victor is a promising young player who has gained some experience playing in Europe,” said New York General Manager and Sporting Director Erik Soler. “He will certainly...
Hey lady on the train, the phone has an earpiece for a reason, turn off the fuckin speaker, would you?
I posted a topless photo on instagram and a few cute girls liked it and I was like akjidaoshdfasu :333
I’m up but I don’t have to go to school for another 35 minutes…
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Anonymous asked: Was reblogging that gay porn gif intentional?
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arockgirl:
Cigaro - System Of A Down
dudeisthatatwix:
rosevests:
this is a load of barnacles
I HEARD THAT!
redsuspenders:
the worst part about watching a movie in the theater that doesnt have a happy ending is hearing all the groans and “are you kidding me?”s from the audience
me: my arm hurts
mom: it's the computer
me: my eyes hurt
mom: it's the computer
me: i have a nosebleed
mom: it's the computer
me: i have a fever
mom: are you sure it's not the heat from the computer
me: im pregnant
mom: its the computer
me: i fell down the stairs & hurt my tailbone
mom: the computer pushed you didnt it
Put a ♦ in my ask and i'll tell you if i'll marry... →
aimmyarrowshigh:
I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.” What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION. “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.
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